MOVIE STAR: BRING ME MY PAIN TWIN
DIRECTOR: do you mean your stunt double
MOVIE STAR: BRING ME MY AGONY SHADOW WHO SUFFERS FOR ME"
“A Movie Star Names Things" - Mallory Ortberg
I actually literally can’t with this.
What’s the deal there?
if you don’t terrify people a little bit then what’s the point
Random crow shows up on dude’s porch, looks him straight in the face and says ‘fuck you’