omg this is actually really helpful
Imagine your OTP lying next to each other in bed, staring at the ceiling, embarrassed and slightly alarmed by the wild, intense, filthy sex they just had.
i don’t always warm up but when i do it’s these buttheads bein sappy. sorry.
Save the last dance for me.
“I lived without out a computer and cell phone when I was your age.”
yeah well YOUR parents lived without a microwave and the polio vaccine but I don’t see you giving that up
I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms
*rattles my chains outside your window* I AM THE GHOST OF CRITICAL THINKING AND TONIGHT YOU WILL BE VISITED BY THREE SPIRITS WHO WILL TEACH YOU TO CHECK FACTS BEFORE REBLOGGING THINGS
anyone would be lucky to date me. i was “a pleasure to have in class”