"

MOVIE STAR: BRING ME MY PAIN TWIN

DIRECTOR: do you mean your stunt double

MOVIE STAR: BRING ME MY AGONY SHADOW WHO SUFFERS FOR ME

"

A Movie Star Names Things" - Mallory Ortberg

I actually literally can’t with this.

(via knottahooker)





gym-leader-merida:

if you don’t terrify people a little bit then what’s the point


"The one thing that really frustrates me is this idea that women are innately good, innately nurturing … there’s still a big pushback against the idea that women can be just pragmatically evil, bad and selfish."

"The first draft is just you telling yourself the story."
— Terry Pratchett (via writingbox)

thorodinbro:

IT’S HAPPENING 

thorodinbro:

IT’S HAPPENING 


weloveshortvideos:

Random crow shows up on dude’s porch, looks him straight in the face and says ‘fuck you’