Mr. Darcy + tumblr text posts
"He was modelled after a specific raccoon, and it’s this little guy named Oreo" X
Rocket Raccoon & Stitch by Billy Martin
WELL YOU SHOULD.
"Hey, you shouldn’t eat that. It’s not good for you."
rules: Just insert your answers to the questions below. tag at least 10 followers.
tagged by: clara-watchmerun
tagging: Anyone who wants to because, honestly, aren’t we all narcissists that love doing these things?
nicknames: Supreme overlord of everything bitch. (Dee. My mother calls me by my middle name though. That counts right? Jayne.)
birthday: February 7th
sexuality: Pretty sure last I checked its a pretty solid bisexual. Maybe even just a fuck you I like sex every once in a while. Who cares who it’s with as long as I think they’re attractive and funny. But yeah that hasn’t happened in like 8 months so. HAHA. Bisexual it is.
height: 5’5” arguments have been made for 5’6”. I will lie to you all and say 5’7” when I’m feeling particularly short.
time zone: Arizona. Fuck your rules.
what time and date is it there: Saturday 8:54 am
average hours of sleep i get each night: Depends. anywhere from 4-12
the last thing i googled was: Pretty sure it was Tarot cards. Like decks. I’m researching ok???
my most used phrase(s): God damn or god dammit.
first word that comes to mind: Coffee. I want coffee but it makes me have panic attacks. :(
what i last said to a family member: “I am not wearing that god damn necklace. i do not have to wear a necklace, so no.”
one place that makes me happy & why: Disneyland. Because I pay 190 dollars to be happy. But kidding aside my couch, because I have my own couch and I can sit there and read comics easily and watch all my movies. The laptop comes too if I’m busy researching.
how many blankets i sleep under: One. Until it gets to be winter then it varies on if we get to freezing temps at night. I have no insulation in this god damn garage that was turned into a studio apartment. It ranges from 2-4
favorite beverage(s): Anything with caffeine. Also water is pretty good. I mean it’s pretty flavorless. Just wet.
the last movie i watched in the cinema: Guardians of The Galaxy.
three things i can’t live without: My phone. A pen. My hearing aid. My glasses. YEAH I DID FOUR BECAUSE IT’S TRUE.
something i plan to learn: Sign language. Fuck it.
a piece of advice for all my followers: When you say you’re researching something, actually be researching and don’t get distracted by Stucky porn. Your things will take longer to write.
my blogs(s): this one and then denajporter which is just my writing one which I will be updating when I get home after work today.
I AM INTIMIDATING. EVERYONE SHOULD FEAR ME.
"Hey, I need to get-"
"I need you to ring me up for-"
"I don’t care if you’re off the clock, you need to help me find-"